The Ultimate Gizmo!
Now here’s a perfect gizmo for every household. Every now and then we think about something that could do just about anything and bring a whole new change in our lives. Well think no more, here’s a perfect gizmo that is all set to change the way you do your cleaning, cooking, shopping, body massaging and tons of other jobs that no Apple or Microsoft gadget could do till today!
Presenting for the first time in the world, an invention by Harrotronics Pvt Ltd, a joint venture of a goofy blogger Harry and his soon-to-be wife Princess Neetu, the ultimate gizmo. The ultimate gizmo shall be branded as ‘Husband 1.0′ in stores across the nation. The product is bound to hit stores across the nation from April 1 2005. After months of speculation the company officials revealed the features of their amazing invention. ‘Husband 1.0′ comes in various models depending upon the customer’s budget and needs. The entry level model is priced at something around $100. The company is still tight lipped on certain features which might seem controversial. Rumors have it that the company is simply re-packaging old prototypes of their earlier failed invention ‘Boyfriend 1.0′. The company claims that their new gizmo is sure to change the way we do everything. This includes almost all household jobs, odd jobs, shopping, giving body massages, programming Unix systems, configuring Huawei modems, fixing electrical MCBs, reading stupid blog posts(like this) and many other things. The company is yet to provide it’s prospective customers with an official website, certainly due to lack of funds.
But hey, this might just work! Well, that’s what they said the last time! Till then, stay tuned.
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“The Ultimate Gizmo!”