a movie called fanna
Disclaimer: this post is a review about a depressing thing called FANNA. And it is not a good one. So whoever liked the movie please read the following post your views will definitely be changed. And those who have yet to see the movie please read and you will know what to do…
Well today I watched the movie fanna
Two things are wrong in the above sentence
1. its not a movie
2. I dint watch it
Explanations
1. it is a disgrace on name of Indian movies
2. I dint watch it as I was sleeping for most of the time
Reasons
1. the picture had no story
2. the direction was pathetic
3. the music was also not very good
4. amir khan alone cant save the movie
5. totally over hyped like all the recent yashraj movies
some crappy instances and related questions from the movie
1. amir khan is passing “oh so old SMSes” as shayari
2. kashmiri girls are falling for it…. I thought ppl knowing urdu must know poor shayari from good one( probably the smses hav not reached valley due to non availability of cellular services)
3. the one liners in the movie are hardly worth noticing
4. how can a mother agree to marry her BLIND daughter to a complete stranger and that over telephone
5. what was lara dutta doing in the movie…argghhh totally totally useless
6. the train ki “chain kheencho” sequence is totally bull shit…what were they thinking while filming it
7. when did they start allowing ppl who had undergone an eye operation to walk and work like normal ppl just after your eyes are opened for the first time
8. why didn’t they use sunny deol as a hero…he would have looked more convincing and in places in those totally GADAR like fight sequences
and the list might be endless
some questions which arose in my mind after watching the movie
1. why did I agree to watch the movie
2. why did amir khan say yes to do this movie
3. when will yashraj start producing good films….they have been like this for so long…over hyping than going bust
4. how could KUNAL KOHLI do this after giving us a gem of a movie like HUM TUM….maybe hum tum was a copy of harry met sally that’s why
really people in places where fanna was banned were saved from watching this movie
it should have been called FUNNY not FANNA.
a song dedicated to fanna
pakkaaaa daala pakkaaa daala
pakkaaaa daala pakkaaa daala
yashraj sifarish jo karta tumhari
deta wo janta ko daga
saare theatre k parde jala ke
chullu bhar paani mein ho jaun fanna….
P.S.: kajol is no spy as all the SMSes have been saying…but she does get her eyes back…ofcourse it is shown as pathetically as it was possible
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“a movie called fanna”